wanna go halves on a baby?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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