What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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