ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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