I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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