I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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