Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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