we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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