maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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