I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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