So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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