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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
A+ Viking dick
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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