I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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