I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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