Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
need another drink. this is the easiest way
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I wish i was in the wii world.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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