He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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