You can't special order awesome
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Rumble strips road head = magical
You are a genius and a whore.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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