1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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