Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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