Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
