New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
