Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
So many bounce houses so little time
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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