what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
And then my night got REAL pukey
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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