the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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