...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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