So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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