So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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