god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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