Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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