so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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