ugly people sure do ruin things
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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