I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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