Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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