Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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