Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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