You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
