Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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