Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize