it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Hippo gnu deer
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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