i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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