She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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