Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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