Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just googled if crying burns calories
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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