Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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