Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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