it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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