he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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