If i come over, it means nothing
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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