She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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