So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Dignity is for republicans.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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