new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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