bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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