Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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