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worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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