Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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